becherdireinen:

I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we’re in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

suckmydickofficerbitch:

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

tomhoolland:

*Umbrella comes on*

Me:

chnnmrgn:

Visited Forks and this guy asked me to take his pic.

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